Pirate Chain Mail

from One Nerdy Knight by Apryl Knight

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Apryl Knight plays toy piano, whistle, bodhran, glockenspiel, voice

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Verse -
My dear Mrs. Robinson,
I'm writing you to say
I've got some land to sell to you
That's down by Botany Bay.
That is to say it's not too far from somewhere that is not too far from sea.
I think you see.

My dear Mrs. Robinson,
It's not too late to buy
I got this land from someone with one arm and just one eye.
He told me that it's quite a deal
And I could pass those savings on to you.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh.

Bridge -
Dearest Mrs. Robinson,
I'm wishing you would send me a reply
I'm always writing letters
And I'll keep on writing letters
Until my ink pot utterly runs dry

Verse -
My dear Mrs. Robinson
I'm writing you to say
I've got some gold that you can have
If you can also pay
To help me find it. I was told
About this treasure by one Captain Kidd. Oh yes, he did.

Dearest Mrs. Robinson,
In addition to that gold
I've got a spot to offer you,
And it's not in the hold.
For only ten gold sovereigns,
You'll sail in lux'ry with the other crew
Of Bartholomew

Bridge -
Dearest Mrs. Robinson
I promise you will have a pleasant trip
There's absolutely no rats
And no scurvy will you find there
Aboard this pristine lovely leak-proof ship oh oh

Verse -
My dearest Mrs. Robinson,
Please don't feel so forlorn.
I have a shipment waiting here of pristine narwhal horn.
I only need a trusted individual to help me get it through.
So how 'bout you?

My dear Mrs. Robinson,
If you have ten doubloons,
please send a parchment by seagull by this midsummer's moon.
The New World markets wait and
With this magic substance, wealthy we will be.
Oh, yes, you'll see.
You will see.

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from One Nerdy Knight, released March 19, 2019
Words and Music by Apryl Knight / April D. Porter

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Apryl Knight Austin, Texas

Apryl Knight is an Austin-based geek who loves all things SCA, Medieval, Renaissance, and Sci-Fi. She plays music from many times and many lands on WAY too many instruments.

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